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cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

2 weeks ago on September 5th | J | 88,362 notes
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
me every time I meet someone  (via buchanannn)
4 weeks ago on August 25th | J | 217,207 notes
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threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

4 weeks ago on August 24th | J | 47,293 notes
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1 month ago on August 21st | J | 192,254 notes

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

1 month ago on August 17th | J | 385,361 notes

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

1 month ago on August 12th | J | 318,661 notes
1 month ago on August 11th | J | 162,053 notes

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

1 month ago on July 31st | J | 41,404 notes

abrooklynbaby:

how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover

1 month ago on July 31st | J | 41,935 notes
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zoranealethirston:

If we’re friends you have to accept the possibility that I might fall asleep while we’re hanging out

1 month ago on July 26th | J | 118 notes
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